The Stranger - Film Review

 

The Stranger opens on two scenes that both immediately raise interest. The first sees a man sitting in a car at night on the phone to someone, saying that his partner has been killed, that people are after him, and that he has nowhere he can go to be safe. The next scenes introduce us to a fairly regular couple, Amanda (Jennifer K. Preston) and Greg (Jake Francis), showing us their normal, loving life before it's all torn away from them when an intruder murders Greg in their home during a burglary. The film is trying to draw you in in two distinct ways, one with a grim, frightening mystery, and the other by trying to very quickly get us to care for one of our lead characters via a tragedy.

From here we're introduced to Amanda's teenage daughter Karli (Isabella Percival) some amount of time later. It's not clear how soon after Greg's death this is, but it's been long enough that Amanda has developed a drinking problem, and for her to make the choice to sell her home and make a fresh start for herself and her daughter in a remote countryside guesthouse. As Amanda and Karli move into their new home we see the cracks in their relationship, with Karli resenting her mother for both her drinking and for dragging her away from her life and plans for the future.

As the two of them try to work out their issues and find a way to settle into their new normal a man, Kyle (Damien Ashley) turns up on their doorstep in the night, wanting to rent a room despite the business not being running yet. Agreeing to let him stay, Kyle's behaviour is soon obviously strange, telling Amanda and Karli conflicting stories that seem to turn the two of them against each other, and blocking off the window in the room he's staying in. 

A few nights after checking in Kyle takes the two of them hostage, telling them that he cannot leave until morning, and if they try to escape they'll be killed. Kyle tells them that he and his wife let someone into their home one night, someone in need. This person was being chased by something, a strange group of people who wanted to kill him, and that they may be more than human. They followed the man to Kyle's home, broke inside, killed him and Kyle's wife, and have been chasing Kyle ever since. They'll soon be arriving at the guesthouse looking for him, and so the three of them will have to work together to make it through the night alive.

There's a pretty good premise at the foundation of The Stranger, a combination of It Follows mixed with a home invasion story. I like the concept, and think that it could have a lot of promise. Unfortunately, The Stranger never really does much with this concept, and despite only being an hour and nineteen minutes long it manages to drag on a lot longer than you'd expect as the film doesn't really do anything.

My biggest criticism of the movie is that the characters feel quite odd, and half the time their motivations make little sense. There's a whole sub-plot about Karli resenting her mother for not letting her go to university as planned, having to hold off for a year so that she can help her mother set up her new guesthouse. However, there's also a ton of animosity between them because Karli has been dragged away from her girlfriend, a relationship that Amanda knows nothing about. There are scenes of Karli talking to her girlfriend over the phone and trying to make it work between them, and mention of her having to tell her mum that she's gay and her 'friend' is more than just a friend. But this conversation never happens. There's no scene that addresses this, and this lack of any real resolution to things almost makes these earlier scenes feel somewhat pointless because they intentionally feel like they're building up to this coming out moment that never comes.

I also don't really understand Kyle's motivations a huge amount. Kyle tells us that he never stays in any one place more than three nights because the people chasing him will find him. But he intentionally stays where he is for three nights, almost like he's waiting for these people to catch-up to him. He keeps talking about how he can move on if they make it to morning, but the question remains of why did he not just move on after the first night. He doesn't say surviving for three nights will stop them, or that there's any reason why he didn't keep running. It feels like he allowed the gap to close between him and his hunters, and I don't know why. There's also no real explanation as for why he keeps trying to set Amanda and Karli against each other, twisting events to make Karlie seem like a thief and a liar, especially as he then wants them to help him survive.

This lack of any real explanation could work if it only applied to the people following Kyle, we don't get told why the rules around them apply for example, as leaving some mystery around the supernatural elements of the film is a fairly standard thing; but for most of the human interactions to also leave you scratching your head makes me lean more towards a general issue with the story and writing. It's a shame, as I think the movie could be done incredibly well if given a bit more thought and care. As it is, it feels kind of rushed, half baked, and as if it's the result of different versions of the script being tossed together so that explanations are lost, character motivations are changed, and plotlines simply vanish partway through.

There are some decent elements, such as the lead creature/person that's chasing Kyle presenting itself as an old woman. I liked that she knocks on the door and asks for permission to come in, that she talks to Amanda as if she's there to help her, as it gives the creatures a sense of intelligence, like they're capable of planning even if they are bound by some set of unseen rules. The rest, however, lack any real visual punch, and feel almost hastily thrown together. When seen as just silhouettes waiting in the dark they make for a good image, but when you see that they're a bunch of men in masks and boilersuits it takes away the sense of the supernatural that was being built up, almost grounding them in reality too much. There is a moment when one of their masks comes off and it reveals something very non-human beneath, and I think that perhaps showing this up front may have been better than a bunch of people in cheap masks; but then that could have been a budget restriction.

The Stranger had a good amount of promise to the concept, but I can't help but feel that a lot of it ended up wasted. The script is filled with holes, the main cast try their best to give decent performances but end up let down by shifting and incomprehensible motivations, and things kind of fall apart towards the end. There's a possibility that you could really enjoy The Stranger, but I can't help but feel it was a bit of a waste of a concept.

The Stranger is available now on UK digital from Trinity Content Partners.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

The Spirit Lock - Film Review

 

Parents doing whatever it takes to protect their child, especially against supernatural forces that they can't contend with has been a staple of horror cinema for decades. Most parents love their children more than anything in the world, more than they even love themselves, and as such they'll be willing to face down the most unimaginable odds to save them; but what happens when one parent of a disturbed child is convinced that their son is possessed, whilst the other just wants to get them professional help? 

This is where we find parents Karl (Joe Anderson) and Vanessa (Yasmin Al-Khudairi), a young couple whose son, Kit (Stefanos Parakevopoulos) has been taken out of school for hurting another child, and is isolated, alone, and lashing out. Whilst Vanessa thinks that medical and psychological help is the best course of action Karl has become convinced that Kit has been possessed, that some kind of demon is inside him. To be fair, we get to see Kit torturing and killing captured birds in the attic, and he's not afraid to start snarling whilst his eyes start glowing red, so maybe Karl has something of a point.

In order to try and help his son Karl has tracked down an object that will cast the demon out of Kit, a wooden box called the Spirit Lock. When their local priest, Father Bailey (Tim Downie), refuses to help, Karl starts the ritual needed to activate the Spirit Lock, trapping his family inside their home until the ritual is complete and the demon has been banished to hell.

The Spirit Lock will feel vaguely familiar to people who've watched a few possessed child movies. Kit is relegated to being tied up in bed for most of the film, the only occassions that he really gets to get up and do anything are the times he's running around the house growling and attacking his dad. Where The Spirit Box Starts to do things a little differently, however, is that this time there's no heroic priest coming to save the day, and it's the father rather than the mother who's seen as the hysterical one making up stories; something of a refreshing take.

There's a nugget of a pretty decent idea at the heart of The Spirit Lock, but it unfortunately doesn't do much with it. The film is very light on details and explanations. For example, the very first scene of the movie is Karl going to a bar and meeting a strange man who gives him the Spirit Lock, a man who gives dire warnings, cryptic instructions, then simply vanishes into nothingness. Who is this man, how did Karl learn about the Spirit Lock and know to be there to get it, and how the heck did he remember the weird mystical words he was given are all questions the movie doesn't cover. Instead, we kind of have to just go along with things and accept that at some point off screen before the film even began Karl went 'my son has a demon inside him, maybe I should Google how to get strange artefacts to exorcise them' or some such thing.

In a way, the audience is put more into the position of Vanessa, who's a very grounded and normal person being told that Kit is possessed and that she simply needs to go along with it. She's left with questions that need answering, just as we do, and receives very little actual explanation for Karl, as we do. Perhaps this is an intentional choice on the part of Director Steven Fierberg and Writers Justin Stanley and Mark Jonathan Stanley, but it could also be that the people making the movie never thought to give us this information as they were more focused on what happens once the Spirit Lock comes into play. I think it's likely more the latter as the film seems to be more told from Karl's point of view, and I would expect us to follow Vanessa if the film was trying to put us into her shoes.

Once things begin to happen around the house and we get to see the stuff that has convinced Karl that his son is possessed I found that the film still, sadly, lacked any real identity of it's own. It kind of felt like it was more going through the motions than trying to make it's own identity or try anything new. It was during this part of the film that I kept finding my mind wandering away from the plot to consider what the film would be like if it went in a different direction, one that would probably be more interesting than what we were being given; then the film did it, it suddenly changed gears and went against expectations and gave me my idea, and it still didn't really excite me. I don't know what it is about The Spirit Lock, but when it was being a possessed child movie I didn't really gel with it well, and then when it went against expectations and became the film I wanted instead it still failed to grab me.

I think it is perhaps just because the film never really felt like it was trying anything new or original. The movie trod familiar ground, it did things that I'd already seen before, and whilst the acting was decent enough for the most part, especially from the two leads, I felt like they were perhaps let down by a script that never really gave them anything to sink their teeth into, and the times where things did start to get interesting the movie never really focused on it for long. Some of the editing choices also disrupted these moments, moving on a bit too quick and not allowing the scene to linger for a moment so that the viewer could spend some more time with it before the next thing happened. There's also an almost bizarre sound effect choice in one scene where an apparently possessed Vanessa is attacking Karl, and the screeching scream she makes is clearly not her, and even happens when her mouth is closed at one point. It made what should have been a frightening or tense scene feel kind of silly, and it broke my immersion completely.

The Spirit Lock feels somewhat like a film that was made when the script could probably have gone through a couple more revisions. Like I said, there are some decent ideas here, and with a slightly different focus, some stronger moments, and some better pacing, it could have ended up as a pretty good possession movie. As it is, however, The Spirit Lock is one of those short horror films that somehow manages to feel like it's going on a little too long, and that you'll end up forgetting about very soon after it's done.

The Spirit Lock is available now on UK digital from Seven Tales.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Making of the Classic Film by John Tenuto & Maria Jose Tenuto - Book Review

 

'Go behind the scenes of one of the most beloved entries in the Star Trek saga with Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – The Making of the Classic Film. This definitive companion takes fans deep into the heart of the 1986 production that brought humor, heart, and humpback whales to the final frontier.

'Packed with exclusive interviews, rare photographs, and untold stories from cast and crew, this book reveals how director Leonard Nimoy and the creative team crafted a legendary time-travel adventure. From the challenges of shooting on location in San Francisco, to ground-breaking special effects needed to create the animatronic whales, to the environmental message that still resonates today, this insider account celebrates the risks and rewards of boldly going in a new direction. Whether you’re a lifelong Trek fan or a film history enthusiast, discover the artistry and camaraderie behind a film that helped redefine what a Star Trek movie could be.'

I've enjoyed Star Trek for most of my life, having grown up watching several of the season air on BBC in the evenings and trying my best to follow along week to week at a time when if you missed an episode it would be years before you could see it again. Despite my love of the franchise I have to admit I never really cared for the Original Series as much. The bright colours, the campiness, and the stories never really grabbed me as much as the 90's shows; especially Deep Space Nine. That being said, I did enjoy the films that came out of the crew of the original Enterprise, and despite everyone saying The Wrath of Khan is the best one I've always preferred The Voyage Home. And now as the film reaches it's 40th anniversary I'm more than happy to get the chance to dive into Titan Book's gorgeous new making of book, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - The Making of the Classic Film.

Perhaps the most fun of the Original Series films, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is the one that people will immediately remember because of the whales. The simple concept of 'Earth needs whales' that then sees a rogue Enterprise crew taking their stolen Klingon Bird of Prey back in time to 1980's San Francisco to steal a couple of whales, is a large part of the success of this film compared to the three that came before it. The first was incredibly dull, the second was great but left some viewers feeling a bit left behind as it was a sequel to a specific episode, and the third was dealing with the fallout of the second. Then along some the fourth film, one that asked a very simple but important question, 'what if we just had fun?'. That sense of joy, those memorable moments of the crew interacting with a new time period, and the jokes throughout the movie helped cement The Voyage Home as one of the best films the franchise had to offer.

Taking a look back at a film made forty years ago, however, presents a few problems; especially as so many of the original cast, and even the behind-the-scenes crew, are sadly no longer with us. With so many important figures in the creation of the film gone the Tenuto duo make the choice to focus on one person in particular, Kirk Thatcher, who worked as associate producer off-screen, and was the iconic bus punk Spock knocks unconscious on-screen. Having worked so closely with Leonard Nimoy during the production, Thatcher is able to give an astonishing amount of insight into the movie, providing details and stories that would otherwise be lost to time. A few of the surviving cast and crew do add their voices to the book, including actors George Takei and Robin Curtis, and effects artists and graphic designers Ken Ralston and Michael Okuda.

The opening chapter for the book deals with the pre-production aspects of the film, discussing the various drafts, scripting issues, and even casting changes that the film went through. I'd heard that Eddie Murphy had been intended to be in the movie, and would have filled the role that Catherine Hicks would go on to play; however, it's not until reading through this book that I found out that whilst Murphy was indeed intended to be involved, it was in a very different version of the film. The early versions of The Voyage Home are quite different, and the more I learned about it here the more glad I was that Murphy did eventually drop out and the script went in a different direction as what we ended up with definitely1 sounds like a more coherent and cohesive idea. 

After we learn about the genesis of the film we move onto characters, though not the main cast. This chapter opens with the more important characters, introducing us to new character Gillian Taylor, who would play a pivotal role in the saving of Earth, before focusing a little bit on some returning characters such as Saavik, Janice Rand, Nurse Chapel, and Sarek. From here we get a whole host of supporting characters, and a look at some of the special make-up effects, and puppets, that would be used to flesh out the world of Federation HQ. As someone who loves being able to take a proper look at what is essentially background elements in the movie this part of the book was absolutely fantastic, and I adored getting to actually take the time to appreciate the hard work the effects team put into bringing these various alien species to life. 

The rest of the book covers what you'd expect from a making of, dealing with concept art, the creation of sets and props, location shooting and the issues that would arise from doing so, and costuming. There's a significant part of the book given over to the whales, two of the most important characters in the film. I never knew that the footage of the whales used during the majority of the film were not of actual animals, but creations of ILM, and seeing how these puppets were created, and the effort that went into filming them underwater in such a way that they apparently even fooled whale experts, is honestly quite astonishing to see and will change how I look at these scenes in future re-watches of the film. 

My favourite parts of the book are the small asides that are included. These small snippets, often presented in their own box to show that they're an additional insight rather than part of the main text, tend to give us tiny stories that make the film feel a little bit more personal, or give us a view of things that could have been. A couple of my favourites are Thatcher reminiscing on how Nimoy loved both acting in and directing the film, but how much of a toll it took on him, as well as talk about a scene that would have had Sulu briefly meet one of his ancestors in the form of a small boy, but the scene fell apart due to the child actor being unable to perform on the day. These are the kind of insights that give the whole project more depth and charm, and I loved them for that.

One of the things that is reiterated throughout the book is how much that Nimoy wanted the film to matter. He didn't want just another Star Trek adventure, but something that discussed important things in the world. The environmental message of The Voyage Home was what he landed on, and is one that was not only important at the time, but is oh so much more vital today. It's sad that the simple message of 'protect the Earth now to save it for the future' that this film wrapped up in it's packaging of sci-fi adventure and humour was so lost on people that it didn't make much of a difference; but despite that it still makes the movie feel relevant now, and because of that I can't help but feel that The Voyage Home will continue to connect with audiences in ways that the other Original Series films don't.

Whether or not The Voyage Home is your favourite of the series or not, and if not odds are that it'd be your second favourite behind The Wrath of Khan (unless you've a real outlier), this behind the scenes book offers a ton of reasons to give it a read. The deeper look at the production of the film, and the personal stories provided by cast and crew make this an engaging and entertaining read, and the print quality of the book makes this a fantastic coffee table tome that would look great on anyone's shelf.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Making of the Classic Film is out now from Titan Books for £39.99.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

Giger's Alien by H.R. Giger - Book Review

 

'Originally published in 1979, Giger’s Alien is the ultimate illustrated diary on Giger’s involvement in the making of the movie Alien and its titular monster, the Xenomorph. The classic status of Alien, the movie, is in large part due to Academy-Award winning artist and designer H. R. Giger. This book provides a complete illustrated record of the months of painstaking work that went into designing the most frightening movie monster of them all.

'This perennial bestseller takes the form of a high-quality illustrated diary, featuring sketches, original paintings, on-set photographs and stills from the finished movie; this is an exquisite blend of words and pictures. A must-buy for fans of H.R. Giger, Alien and science fiction films in general.'

I grew up watching the Alien franchise, thanks in large part to some uncles who probably should have known better letting me see things I shouldn't have, and parents who had a more relaxed view on allowing me to be exposed to certain media that I knew wasn't real. Because of this, not only did I end up becoming quite a weird child, but I became fascinated with the titular Xenomorph from an early age, recognising that even in the decades that followed the release of the original 1979 film there were very few movie monsters that came close to it. 

The Xenomorph wasn't just a frightening monstrosity, one that would be an damn near guaranteed death sentence if you ever found yourself around one, but it was also one of the most beautiful. It's mixture of human, insect, and biomechanical traits, some of which that evoked bizarre sexual elements, made it feel like a creature from some dark, sexual nightmare. The Xenomorph managed to be so incredibly alien, so different from what pop culture had prepared audiences for, that the first time it appeared on screen it changed things forever.

Spawning from the brain of now renowned Swiss artist H.R. Giger, the creature was a testament to creativity. Where other sci-fi artists were creating bug-eyed monsters, Giger was tapping into something truly unique; and that uniqueness was exactly what Ridley Scott, Director of Alien was looking for to make sure that his upcoming science fiction movie wasn't lost in the slew of Star Wars clones and cash-ins. Giger's Alien, which was originally published in 1979, is made up from diary entries and notes made by Giger himself, beginning with a sudden call from Dan O'Bannon, who knew from the failed attempt to adapt Dune, who asked him to contribute to his latest sci-fi film.

Over the course of Giger's Alien was get to see Giger going from someone unsure of the process of filmmaking, to being on the set of the movie in Pinewood Studios, frantically decorating the the space jockey so that it's ready for filming, or locking himself away to hastily create a practical Facehugger that could be used to impregnate actor John Hurt. We get to see through Giger's own words how much of that nervousness fell away, often being replaced by frustration as a man used to marching to the beat of his own drum found himself having to operate under the studio's mandate, creating to their specifications and timetable.

There's often a sense of frustration that seems to come through in Giger's writing, especially once production actually enters full swing and he's having to stay in England throughout. He's someone who comes across as not being used to being asked for changes, where his artistic vision is normally absolute, but now he's being asked to go against that, creating by committee instead. It's somewhat sad, but you can almost hear the tiredness in his voice as you read the words he's written, and get the sense that despite Alien making him an international name, and one of the most famous artist of the modern era, he at times probably hated it. This does go against the way he would talk in interviews over the years, usually having such a positive outlook on it, but as these are his words at the time they feel so much more genuine, more raw, in how they come across; and thus it makes this a strangely personal book at times.

Alongside Giger's thoughts, the book contains a number of behind the scenes pieces, ranging from preliminary sketches, to more finalised designs, to the construction of sets and monsters, and things that never made it to the screen. All of this artwork comes from Giger, the evolution of certain designs showing how boldly different the film could have been, whether that is a Facehugger that's some huge creature, the Chestburster that resembled some horrific plucked bird, or the eggs originating in a breast-like silo structure rather than the derelict spacecraft. A lot of these images are ones that I've seen before, through various documentaries and behind the scenes features on DVD and Blu-ray releases of the film, so it's the photographs, taken by Giger's girlfriend of the time, Mia, that took centre-stage for me.

These photographs chronicle the practical process of the film, following along as Giger constructed the alien landscape that the astronauts would trek across from bone and chicken wire, ultimately becoming a full-sized set. There are photographs of the iconic derelict alien craft being constructed from Styrofoam before having all of the gorgeous detailing added to it. And there are photographs of the construction of the Xenomorph itself, of the complexity of the suit that was made by hand, scrapped and refined over and over until the iconic creature came to life. These photographs offer a unique perspective into the making of the film, and alongside Giger's words, create a narrative that I'd not heard before; a brutally honest account of the creation of one of the most important science fiction horror films ever created.

Perhaps my only criticism of the book is that it feels like it ends somewhat abruptly. The final entry from Giger is from the filming of the movie, after the Xenomorph suit has been created and is being used on screen. Giger is talking about how his work is still continuing, as he's spending the nights after each day's filming repainting and repairing the costume, making sure that his creature remains as horrifically beautiful as possible. The next page jumps forward in time, to after the film's release. This final entry, written by Mia, describes the night that she and Giger attended the Oscars, where he and the other members of the Alien team wins the award for Best Visual Effect. She talks about the almost child-like excitement and happiness that Giger experienced upon his win; something sharply at odds with his emotions during the production. It's a lovely way to end the book, but it does almost feel as if some pages have been excised thanks to the sudden change.

Giger's Alien has been lovingly recreated, a huge, coffee-table book that's designed to be read through once, but leafed through over and over again. The artwork inside the book is going to be a major draw for a lot of people, and might be the reason that some folks pick it up to begin with. However, it's also a personal account of Giger's time on the film, one that shows some of the worst parts of the production for him, an account that almost makes the making of the film sound like a horror story unto itself. Giger's Alien is a must-have book for any Alien fan, one that will make you appreciate the beauty of Giger's creations even more.

Giger's Alien is out now from Titan Books for £39.99

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

The Hammer Horror Omnibus by John Burke - Book Review

 

'Hammer Films set the benchmark for horror cinema, creating some of horror's most enduring icons. Back in print after decades, discover these seminal novelisations from the studio's classic era of macabre storytelling, with a new foreword by TV showrunner Stephen Gallagher and a new afterword by horror legend Ramsey Campbell.

'The Gorgon - Directed by Terence Fisher, the master of Gothic cinema. what is the terrible secret of the village of Vandorf, where a murderer's victims turn to stone? The Curse of Frankenstein - The film that first united Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, and Hammer's first colour horror film, that launched the studio's golden age. Baron Frankenstein creates a grotesque monster - and is himself condemned to death for the creature's killings.

'The Revenge of Frankenstein - The sequel to The Curse of Frankenstein, dubbed a 'high-grade horror film' by Variety. Escaping the guillotine Baron Frankenstein repays the dwarf who aids him - giving him a new body. But his creation is a killer, worse - a cannibal! The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb - The sequel to the smash-hit The Mummy. From the Egypt of 3000BC to the London of 1900 comes the monster that would not die!'

Hammer is a British icon, one that has become so ingrained in the country that even if you've never seen one of the films you can't help but know about them, even if that's something as simple as the iconic image of Christopher Lee as Dracula. It's not hard to see how the studio became the juggernaut that it was, however, when you consider the sheer volume of films that they produced. As well as movies, Hammer commissioned novelisations of their films. As the foreword of the book laments, the practice of creating book versions of popular movies has become something of a lost art over the last couple of decades as films go from cinema to home release so incredibly quickly; and those that are made tend to be for more hardcore fans and unique collectors than the much wider audience that used to invest in the cheap, mass produced paperbacks of movies people had to wait years to see again. This new omnibus printing from Titan Books brings together four classic adaptations, offering a whole new audience the chance to experience them decades later.

The four films collected together in this omnibus are a bit of a strange mix, having originally been created to coincide with the release of 1964's the Gorgon, the four stories do not really have any thematic linking, and other than featuring the first two entries in Hammer's ever expanding Frankenstein series, there's no obvious reason why any of these were picked out. That being said, the collection does give us a decent bit of variety, not just in story but in artistic style too.

The first story in the collection, The Gorgon is perhaps the most important as it was the reason for the omnibus having originally been created, and it does show how sometimes these film to book adaptations can lead to the reader getting an alternative version of their movie thanks to creative changes that take place on set after the script is sent to the book adaptor. For example, in the film version of The Gorgon has the titular monster be Megaera whilst the book uses the original version Medusa. This difference highlights how something tiny can alter how you'd view the final product, as in the film the gorgon being a character from myth who wasn't one of the three gorgon sisters feels out of place, like the writer knew enough about Greek myth to know a name from it, but didn't realise they'd used it wrong. In contrast, whilst the central plot still feels somewhat silly in the book version, it does at least feature the correct character. 

Sadly, I found the adaptation of The Gorgon to be somewhat lacking at times, and despite it's very short length I often found myself becoming a bit bored with events. Characters were so flat as to have barely any dimension at all, and the story was at times a bit meandering and dull, and despite being a horror story there was almost no tension or horror to be found.

In contrast to this opening story, the next two included in the collection are so much better done. The two Frankenstein tales make the bold move of not being written in the third person, as you would come to expect from a film novelisation, but are told from the perspective of Victor Frankenstein himself, recounting his story. This not only evokes the feeling of the original story, and other horror fiction of the era, but it means that whilst the book is able to be vague on details, and can jump from scene to scene as the film does, it still feels like it's giving the reader a lot more to sink their teeth into as John Burke is able to put so much more personality into the narration.

This shift to the perspective of the villain also puts the reader into an interesting position as you can come away from the adaptation with a very different outlook to having just watched the film. Victor Frankenstein is the one taking us on this journey, and whilst you can still judge him harshly for his poor choices and evil acts you cannot help but want to go along with him to see what happens next.

The final story in the collection, The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb, goes back to third person narration, and manages to avoid some of the dullness of The Gorgon likely due to the fact that whilst the film it's based on isn't that great, it's at least not dull. It also helps that the lack of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in the second Mummy film isn't felt here, as you can just imagine the two of them in any of the roles that you want.

Somewhat schlocky in nature, this second The Mummy story is perhaps more enjoyable in it's book form, as the silliness of it's ancient cult, living dead mummy, and con-men out to make money, make the story feel like a pulp tale, one not designed to be taken too seriously, and I was largely able to switch off my brain and just go along with all of the silliness and schlock.

The Hammer Horror Omnibus is a rather delightful collection, one that is very much a throwback to a different time of films. Whilst there are definitely some highs and lows throughout the book, with the opening story being the weakest and the one that you really need to push through to get to the good bits, overall it was a very enjoyable experience to be able to go back and read these stories without having to hunt through charity shops or internet sites. For fans of Hammer Horror, and people who may remember reading these stories when they were kids who want to experience them all over again, this new printing is a fantastic way to add these stories to your collection.

The Hammer Horror Omnibus is out now from Titan Books for £10.99.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

Worst Man by Brandt & Stein - Graphic Novel Review

 

'On a remote island, far from the distractions of the internet and modern life, we gather here today to celebrate the union of Domino McElligott and Battista Lovely... unless Radcliffe Raleigh can stop it! A professional 'Worst Man', Rad is hired by the Mother of the Bride, the merciless tech mogul Valentina McElligott. With the price of failure being his life and less than 32 hours till “I do", will Rad survive his biggest job yet!'

Weddings are a chaotic affair, often listed as one of the most stressful and lifechanging events someone can go through; often only topped by with a marriage breakdown, the loss of a loved one, or someone finding themselves in prison. Considering it's pretty much the only thing that people happily sign up for that's on the list of most stressful life events it's a wonder so many weddings go as smoothly as they do. Yes, this is in large part thanks to people taking years to plan the event in some cases, and having a whole host of people to help you along it, but there's one very important thing that helps a wedding run smoothly; there's no one there trying to make sure that it doesn't. So what would happen if you're days away from your dread day and a professional relationship wrecker turned up? Well, that's what the delightful new graphic novel Worst Man hopes to answer.

Radcliffe Raleigh is a man with a very special set of skills. Like the myth of how casino's will deploy a 'cooler' to ruin someone's winning streak to save the house big bucks, Radcliffe is a cooler for romance, a man who can insert himself into people's lives and wear down a relationship to breaking point. This is a pretty awful ability compared to most skills you could have, but luckily Radcliffe swore to only ever use his skills for good, using them to help break apart doomed relationship. He thinks that he's able to help relationships fall apart years before they're meant to, letting those involved skip all the extra heartbreak and drama by getting it done early. Or at least that's how he justifies it to himself.

However, there was one time that Radcliffe broke his own rule, when shady tech billionaire Valentina McElligott (picture an even more evil looking Maye Musk) hires him to break up her daughter Merritt and her girlfriend Galetea. Despite trying his best, spending six months becoming friends with the two women, Radcliffe is unable to bring himself to try and break them apart, seeing two people genuinely in love in a relationship that works. Instead, he walks away from the job. Unfortunately, Valentina McElligott isn't a woman who is used to being refused, so when she comes to Radcliffe a second time, telling him that he has less than two days to wreck the wedding of her youngest daughter, Domino, this time it comes with the stipulation that failure will end up with him being killed.

With his life literally on the line, Radcliffe now finds himself on a remote island hotel resort with his accomplice, Nat, using every trick in his arsenal to try and ruin the big day. But when the best man, the handsome Christopher Kafka, arrives on the island determined to make sure that things go without a hitch Radcliffe not only has to work twice as hard, but finds himself falling for the man who's out to ruin his plans.

The blurb for Worst Man pitches the book as a cross between White Lotus and Glass Onion, and I have to shamefully admit that whilst I am aware of both of these things I have no idea what they're like, so went into the book somewhat blind on what to expect. However, I was very quickly pleasantly surprised to find that at it's heart Worst Man is something of a farce comedy. This is a situation that's completely unbelievable, one that is filled with people who act so unnatural and bizarre that if you ever found yourself surrounded by them you'd assume you're being set-up, in a series of events that are so over-the-top reality could never align to have them actually happen. But, despite that level of ridiculousness the book works, and works in large part because of how wild it is.

The very concept of someone who's hired by people to ruin the relationships of other people, and who believes that they're not an awful person for doing so, is a bit of a big hurdle to get over, but Radcliffe manages to charm the reader incredibly quickly, making him more of a dashing rogue over terrible person. The opening of the book gives us a wonderful introduction into the character as he's handcuffed to a chair and told to explain everything, the black eye he's sporting presumably proof that if he doesn't things will get worse. Despite this he slips his cuffs, relaxes into the chair, gives some witty banter, and begins his story as if his safety is of no concern. His charisma feels incredibly natural, and makes this one questionable protagonist you can't help but root for despite his awful goals.

This is also the tone for most of the book, charm and whit that seeps off the pages as the story keeps on getting weirder and weirder. The cast of characters are mostly larger than life, which not only helps to heighten events, but makes it much easier to keep track of who people are and their motivations. The bride, Domino, is a bundle of nerves, constantly worried that things are going to go wrong and that her awful mother will somehow make her life worse. The groom, Battista, is so determined to make sure he doesn't see his bride before the wedding and give them bad luck that he's going to spend 36 hours blindfolded, bashing into everything on the island. One of the maids of honour is a sports and fitness obsesses germaphobe who loses her mind if she gets a cut because microbes will get inside her and kill her, whilst the other is your stereotypical social media rich girl, to name just a few of the whacky characters.

The jokes come pretty thick and fast in Worst Man and the story definitely benefits from being told in graphic novel form as it's allowed the creators to utilise visual gags that end up giving some of the better laughs in the book. There are a few moments that I think work even better than they would in a live action as the image is allowed to linger on the wild facial expressions or the silly background gag that would just be something that'd happen so fast on screen that you'd miss it if not looking out for it. In that regard I think that the creative team of Brandt & Stein have done a phenomenal job at creating  a story that's not simply just enjoyable, but one that's genuinely funny.

As well as writing the book, Brandt & Stein create the art, and I have to say that the style of Worst Man is quite lovely. The characters all have their own very clear visual identity, and the colours chosen for the book very much accentuate the style of art, creating something that's both filled with energy and feels wonderfully cosy at the same time. It's a style that works in this more indie style of comic, yet also showcases how the creators have also worked on titles such as Power Rangers or their recent work in DC's Justice League Dream Girls Pride special series.

Speaking of Pride, Worst Man has some great representation throughout. Not only is one of the main romance plots a queer one, featuring two men, but there's a prominent lesbian couple, as well as a non-binary character. Queer representation is something that the creators feel strongly about, and whilst they have said that they can't speak much on the struggles or identities of people of colour, they go out of their way to make their projects diverse, allowing as many readers as possible to see themselves in those stories, and as such the book features a decent range of POC characters too.

Worst Man is a silly, over-the-top romantic comedy that is hard to put down. Despite how dense the book is, with every single panel being used to it's maximum potential, I read the entire thing in a single sitting because I just wanted to see how everything unfolded, having quickly become invested in these characters and their ridiculous lives. Even if romantic comedy graphic novels aren't usually the thing you go in for (they're not my usual comic read), I think that you'll be pleasantly surprised by taking a shot on Worst Man.

Worst Man is out now from Titan Comics for £21.99.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

The Star Trek Archive: 100 Objects and Stories from the Final Frontier by Ben Robinson - Book Review

 

'Through fascinating photographs and insider facts that span the entire 60-year history of Star Trek and the various films and spin-off series it has inspired across the decades, readers will discover the significance of each object and its place within the beloved franchise. Filled with anecdotes from cast and crew, revealing behind-the-scenes photographs, concept art, and film facts, this is a must-have for Star Trek fans.'

Star Trek is one of those franchises that feels like it's been around forever, so when you hear that it's celebrating it's 60th anniversary it almost comes as a surprise because if you're anything like me you've never really considered its age; it's simply something that always has been. Having grown up watching re-runs of the Original Series on the BBC, and being old enough to appreciate the first airings of The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager, Star Trek always felt like a firm part of my childhood. I have strong memories of the first time that I saw Picard transformed into Locutus, when Worf moved onto Deep Space Nine and war broke out with the Klingons, and the day that Seven of Nine joined the crew of Voyager.

Star Trek was core to some very early memories of mine, it was something that I bonded with my peers about, and was a vehicle for me to find common ground with adults and realise that most grown-ups enjoyed escapism as much as kids did. Over the years I came to own most of the shows on either VHS or DVD, watching through them multiple times. I'd get the chance to meet and interact with some of the stars, including some now lost to us such as the wonderful René Auberjonois, and the lovely Leonard Nimoy, whose signed portrait I drew now hangs proudly on my wall. Star Trek has meant a lot to me over the course of my life, and I love learning more about the things that mean something to me; as such, Titan Book's latest release, The Star Trek Archive: 100 Objects and Stories from the Final Frontier, is the perfect read.

The book, by Ben Robinson, takes a look at some of the more iconic items from across the multiple shows that have appeared on screen over the last sixty years. With only a limited amount of space in the book, I can't imagine how difficult it would be to pick out only the small fraction of items that appeared here, having to leave behind so many things that fans would be clamouring to know more about. Where's Quark's Dabo wheel, the 90's era tricorder, the Defiant, the Delta Flier, and on and on? In all honesty, the book could be twice as thick and it still wouldn't even scratch the surface of the amazing props, make-up, and models that the franchise has given us over the six decades since it's creation. What we do get, however, is a mix of the iconic, the unusual, and the sometimes forgotten, but all of which get given the attention and love that they deserve.

Split into chapters that cover the main era's of the franchise (the shows), we begin with the Original Series, where we get some of the more memorable items, such as the three dimensional chess set (which I kind of still really want despite not knowing how you'd play this particular version), the iconic Lirpa that Spock and Kirk fight with in one of the most memed and referenced TV action scenes to ever exist, and even the adorable tribbles. Of course there's the absolutely necessary items that have to be included, the flip-up communicator, tricorder, and even Spock's ears, but it's the choices to include the Saurian Brandy bottle and Spock's Vulcan lute that makes me wonder how Robinson is picking these items, and if it might be down to personal preference for favourite episodes.

Surprisingly, there's a brief chapter that covers an era with little to no Star Trek, the 1970's. Only a brief few pages, it's worth the inclusion for the Spock Helmet alone, a piece of bizarre merchandising that became a beloved joke to the point where it made its leap to the screen in Lower Decks. Following this we move onto the Original Series films. A lot of fans will admit that these films are something of a mixed bag, with even Star Trek star Simon Pegg once saying in his sitcom series Spaced 'every odd numbered Star Trek movie is shit'. The book only briefly touches upon the first film, discussing Jerry Goldsmith's music before quickly moving on to give several pages to The Wrath of Khan, one of the most popular of the series of films. There's a decent focus on the Klingons in this section, as it was these films that introduced some of the biggest and most lasting changes to the iconic aliens, giving them their distinct new look with their forehead ridges, their new costumes, a huge revamp to the Bird of Prey, and even the origin of the Targ. As someone who isn't a huge fan of the movies, I have to give Robinson credit for the choices he made in this section, focusing on the more important parts, and the most popular films.

The Next Generation was where my love of Star Trek was really solidified, and is the entry point to many a lifelong fan. The chapter that covers TNG opens with the most important item, the new Enterprise, before discussing other iconic redesigns, such as the new badge form of the communicator, Geordi's Visor, the almost future predicting Padd tablet computer, and the drastically redesigned phasers. Some items from some key episodes also make the4 cut, such as the flute Picard receives in the amazing episode 'The Inner Light', and the prosthetics used to turn Picard into a Borg in 'The Best of Both Worlds'. Once again there are some strange choices for inclusion considering some of the items not here, such as a Dixon Hill novel, or the Echo Papa drone device (from an episode I honestly cannot even remember), but at lest the latter has an interesting story as to how the model was made from literal junk at the last minute.

The chapter for The Next Generation movies is quite small in comparison to that given to the Original Series, and completely excludes the last two films. Instead there's a single page given over to Generations, likely because the film just reused sets and props from the series but with worse lighting to make it seem like a movie. The item chosen for this film is the Picard family album, a key item from one of the most important scenes in the movie, and a pivotal scene in the entirety of Picard's time in the franchise, that is not really given much attention in the movie because of the importance of everything else in the scene. There are a few pages that also look at First Contact, though I did feel that this was too brief as it's my personal favourite of the Star Trek films.

Whilst The Next Generation revived the Star Trek concept and updated it Deep Space Nine threw the rulebook out the window and did everything different. It stayed in the same place, forcing the show to have evolving storylines that built on what came before, it asked moral questions by having it's second in command be a terrorist/freedom fighter (it's all about perspective), and even brought war to Star Trek for the first time. Deep Space Nine was bold in it's storytelling chances, but also in it's designs, taking us way from Federation aesthetic to that of the Cardassians. The book addresses this with a look at the design and creation of Deep Space Nine itself, as well as the first real interlocution of money into the franchise in the various forms of Latinum that the show would include, as well as Cardassian tech, and religious objects in the form of the Bajoran Orbs. Deep Space Nine could (and I'd argue should0 get a whole book going into the design of the sereies, and whilst we don't get long with it here the objects chosen to focus on are some of the most iconic, and the most important. Even the inclusion of the pulpy sci-fi magazines from the episode 'Far Beyond the Stars' which might not seem too important at first glance matter hugely, as it brings attention to what might be the best episode of Star Trek ever made.

The section on Voyager is perhaps one of the most interesting in the book, but only because it feels delightfully unhinged; though likely because Voyager itself was so all over the place. The show with some of the most potential for dramatic, encaging serialisation, the series absolutely fumbled the ball on what it could have been; thankfully we got an even better version of what it could have been when Ronald D. Moore left the show to create Battlestar Galactica because he couldn't make the most out of Voyager's potential. This chapter picks some unusual items, and on one page you can get Janeway's coffee mug, a fairly plain looking metal mug, and the next is Nelix's bizarre and ugly chef's hat, or the nightmarish salamander creatures that Janeway and Paris turned into and had babies together in one of the most outlandish and repressed episodes of the show. The fact that Robinson even gives a whole page over the Harry Kim' ensign pip, discussing how he never got promoted and how this became a running joke and plot point in Lower Decks says to me that Robinson is the kind of fan who gets how outlandish the franchise is, and kind of loves it.

Enterprise, a show that gets way too much hate, sadly only gets a few pages and includes items like the jumpsuit uniform, the phase pistol, and Doctor Phlox's Osmotic Eel, yet misses so many of the things that made Enterprise on of the most striking shows design-wise. Thanks to a somewhat shaky start, Enterprise wasn't given much of a chance by a lot of viewers, but I think grew into a great show. Much like Deep Space Nine, I think that Enterprise could fill a whole book and more, and it's a hug shame that it has such a small chapter here.

The newer Star Trek series, Discovery, Picard, Strange New Worlds, Starfleet Academy, Lower Decks, Prodigy, and even the Kelvin Timeline films get what would be one chapter length for the other shows between them, and a lot of stuff has to be excluded in order to not make the book even longer. I'm hoping that this is in part because the older series are the more iconic ones, and that Robinson feels there's not a huge amount of objects from these shows that stand up against the others, but I can't help but feel some of the lesser known and important items could have been removed from the other chapters to give more room to these ones. 

I don't envy Robinson's job here, no matter what items you pick there's no way to make everyone happy. I'd even argue that you can't make anyone happy, as there will always be that one thing that has to be left out because picking just 100 things from the entire franchise feels like an impossible riddle. For the most part there are some fantastic picks here, and those that I wouldn't have chosen are probably dear favourites of other fans. As it is, there's a ton of great stuff in the book, and Robinson goes into fantastic detail on each item, giving the reader background information to go along with it, both in universe info and behind the scenes production facts.

If you're a fan of Star Trek and love diving into the franchise this book is one that you're going to want to have a look through. It's size makes it something that can really go into detail, and Titan have printed in with a great deal of care and attention that makes this a fantastic coffee table book.

The Star Trek Archive: 100 Objects and Stories from the Final Frontier is out now from Titan Books for £39.99.

 

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

The Demon Detective - Film Review

 

A man haunted by his past, from his youthful dabbling in the occult that saw someone he loved lost to the forces of hell, now dedicated his life to finding ghosts and demons and banishing them to protect the living. Whilst I'm talking about Miles Mako (Dustyn Gullede), the central character of new supernatural horror The Demon Detective, this is a character archetype that will immediately feel familiar to fans of the genre. Whilst The Demon Detective is a relatively enjoyable film, never straying into the realm of being too awful to watch, this sense of familiarity will be present throughout.

The Demon Detective focuses on Miles Mako, a demonologist and exorcist who gets called in when ghosts and other strange forces start to give people problems. Working alongside his partner Pin (Eugene Young), he does what he can to atone for the mistakes of his past. At the start of the film we see the two of them moving to a new neighbourhood that's rife with the supernatural, an increase in strange activity in the area providing the perfect opportunity for the two of them to find more work.

As Miles and Pin investigate a Catholic school gymnasium that's so haunted they had to shut it down, a woman named Clara (Dani J. Scott) begins to experience strange occurrences in her parking garage, hearing a strange voice. Jumping from one case to another, Miles is surprised by how strong the entities involved are, with more demonic forces than normal becoming entwined with people's lives. It's when Clara tells him of a name she heard the strange voice say that he realises that a quite literal demon from his past is pulling the strings, and that he may be in the centre of a web of revenge.

Despite being a low budget movie there's quite a lot to like about The Demon Detective. The writing is pretty strong, and there's a lot more plot here than you'd normally get from a film like this. It's clear that Writer/Director T.C. De Witt is trying to make a cohesive story, one with clear character motivations and development. In a lot of ways the film felt like a two-part episode of TV, because in very short order you can feel that these characters have been through a lot, that they've got a history and a supporting cast to help them. De Witt spent the time to make The Demon Detective feel like a more lived in world, and I definitely appreciated that.

The film also doesn't feel the need to rush things, to throw everything at the viewer immediately in order to keep your attention, instead hoping that the characters and story keep you engaged. Some of this is reflected in the fact that the film is just shy of two hours long. A lot of lower budget horror films seem to aim for around 90 minutes, creating faster paced films that sometimes feel a bit light in places because it's clear that there just isn't enough to really fill in the full time. In contrast to that The Demon Detective takes its time to get things right, giving us scenes with character development, key story points and lore, and whilst you could probably trim some stuff here and there to make a shorter version of the film you never really feel like there's anything that obviously needs excising to the cutting room floor.

Whilst the writing is strong the effects are perhaps best described as somewhat middling. The ghosts are nothing unusual, depicted as lank, pale people who hand around in the corners of rooms or off in the distance, looking somewhat sad and bored. These wandering spirits aren't much of a focus in the film, and are more often used as set-dressing, reminding the viewer that not only can Miles see ghosts, but that they're basically everywhere. It's the demons that are perhaps the films biggest stumbling block, however. The first demonic entity we see, in the first scene, is barely seen, offering more of a hint at what demons look like than anything else. This is fine, as it leaves more to the imagination than anything else. However, when the demons have to become a big part of the story their designs end up feeling like something from the wrong film.

There's a scene where the entity that's haunting the school gymnasium is revealed as a demon, and we see this creature full on, and while the make-up effects are good, it feels incredibly out of place here. It's basically an orc from The Lord of the Rings resembling an Uruk-hai more than any movie demon I've ever seen. Other demons featured include an all black creature with feathers and a mouth filled with fangs who haunts a woman at night whilst she sleeps, and a creature who just looks like a woman with dreadlocks who's been covered in thick white body paint. And there's the demon that's a shirtless Doug Jones with a few scars on his body. There's no real consistency to the designs, and whilst none stood out as badly done they failed to have a cohesive whole to them, and thus none of them ended up feeling like they particularly fit well. Jones, presented as almost human, was the best of these creatures, largely because he was able to make the creature feel like it had a personality and drives beyond 'be a monster' that the others had.

Connected somewhat to the demons, the lead actors felt somewhat weak when it came to them exorcising and fighting monsters. Being a fan of the Matt Ryan version of John Constantine, I've seen perhaps the best example of someone bursting into Latin and other dead languages, waving his arms around with CGI magic effects laid over them that you can get. Dustyn Gulledge and Eugene Young do their best to emulate this, but neither of them manage to make these moments feel particularly real. Their delivery fails to convey the energy of the scene, nor do either of them feel like they're confident in what they're doing, perhaps aware that these moments can be quite silly, and as such these scenes that should feel like they have some weight and importance to them end up kind of flat.

The Demon Detective isn't trying to reinvent the wheel, and anyone familiar with this kind of genre will see the influences quite clearly, from characters like John Constantine to films such as Insidious, but just because the movie is playing it relatively safe doesn't mean it's a bad thing. The Demon Detective delivers a competent yet flawed film, but those flaws aren't big enough to make it a bad film, and you can have a decent time with it, especially if you're a big fan of this kind of story and want to watch something new. The cast and crew of The Demon Detective have clearly tried hard to make a decent film, and I think they've done pretty well in delivering something enjoyable.

The Demon Detective is available on UK digital services from Miracle Media now.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky

Fabulous Bodies by Chuck Tingle - Book Review

 

'Fashion influencer by day and grave-robber by night, Poppy Stringer is on call when Eddie Michaels—a flamboyant, piano-slamming rockstar and queer icon—unexpectedly dies. All Poppy has to do is retrieve Eddie’s body from the medical examiner’s office, but what starts as a routine delivery quickly goes off course when Eddie wakes up. Poppy must fight for her life in a blood-soaked night of carnage and fabulous entertainment all across Palm Springs.'

Most people who've heard of Chuck Tingle will think of works such as Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting, or Pounded in the Butt by My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly but in Reality Is Just a Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides. As such, I'm not really going to judge people too harshly when you mention you're reading a Tingle book and they just laugh about it. However, despite these more unusually titled books, Tingle has created some interesting queer focused horror novels that stand apart from his other work as something that a lot of people should be taking more seriously.

Fabulous Bodies is Tingle's latest piece, and centres on online influencer Poppy Stringer, a young single mother living in Palm Springs, who's trying to juggle curating a successfully curated social media presence alongside raising her young daughter, Marlo. But social media doesn't always pay the bills, especially when you're trying to make the world think you're living a life of wealth and success. So Poppy has a side hustle, stealing dead bodies. We're not talking about grave robbing, however, as Poppy uses her refrigerated truck, fake uniforms, and various disguises to nab recently deceased bodies from morgues to sell to shady folks who want them for organs, as test subjects, target practice, and other things best left not thought about. 

Poppy has no problem with her bodysnatching though, these people are dead, and anything about them that's important is long gone now, so why not make some money off what's just an empty body? When Poppy receives a mysterious phone call asking her to steal a specific body, a request that comes with $50,000 as a pre-payment and the promise of a total pay out of $5,000,000, she's hard pressed to think of a good reason not to; even when she learns that it's the body of famed rockstar and her own personal idol Eddie Michaels, who was just killed in a freak accident. Picking up the body and heading out to deliver it to the client, things are smooth sailing until the most unexpected thing happens; Eddie wakes up. A literal living corpse, the undead Eddie makes a deal with Poppy for her to accompany him for the night, driving him around as he engages in a mission to get out of his deal with the devil. What could possibly go wrong?

Whilst I've not read any of the weird romance work from Tingle I've read some of their serious stuff, and one thing that I enjoy about Tingle's writing is his style is the ability to blend together very serious subjects, overt horror elements, and weird fun. Fabulous Bodies is no exception to this, and I'd probably describe the book more as a very dark comedy than anything else, with their weird 'buddy cop' style mismatched duo in the driving seat of the narrative. There are moments where you get caught up in Poppy's life, in her struggles to juggle everything she's trying to do with her life, then Tingle does something truly shocking and twisted and things go full horror for a few scenes, reminding you that whilst you're having fun there are terrible things that are happening in this book.

Thankfully, no matter how awful things become Eddie is there to bring things back to being fun, despite often being a source of the horror. The undead rockstar ends up being one of the most fun parts of the book, and whilst I found myself never wanting to be stuck on an awful road trip with him like Poppy, I can't help but admit there are times it seems like it'd probably be quite fun. 

As with any of Tingle's work there's a great deal of social commentary within the pages of Fabulous Bodies. The book deals with the struggles of being a single parent, or how difficult it can be to raise a child on your own whilst trying to pay for everything and keep the family afloat and still be fully there and present for your child. There's also the more overt focus on social media, and how much it's taken over people's lives and leads to fully fake lives that people live, specially curated moments designed to project this false image that no one can really live up to. There are moments when we see Poppy processing the news of the death of Eddie, but decides that her tears and ruined make-up will make for the perfect post, before crying for the camera all over again once she realises she can take more photos in front of the image of Eddie she has on one of her walls; or there's her posing with her drink at lunch, trying to look fabulous before she then has to go back to discussing her friends cancer treatment. These scenes are small moments, but are a great spotlight on just how twisted things have become when you're chasing likes and follows.

There's a lot of fun to be found in the pages of Fabulous Bodies, moments that you almost have to go back and read again because they feel so ridiculous, shocking, and twisted at times. Poppy and Eddie make for a wild duo, and their interactions are some of the best moments in the book. Whether you're a fan of Tingle's work, or just learning that he does more than ridiculous romance books, Fabulous Bodies is a great time.

Fabulous Bodies is available now from Titan Books for £9.99.

Support Amy on Patreon

Buy Amy A Coffee

Go to Amy's Blog

Follow Amy on Bluesky